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And by “screwed up” I imply made them the gorgeous adults they’re at the moment.

2.

Kelly Clarkson:

10 12 months outdated me when Kelly Clarkson sang “my coronary heart can’t probably break, ‘trigger it wasn’t even complete to begin with”

4.

Rihanna:

Rihanna: Intercourse within the air, I do not care I like the scent of it
Sticks and stones might break my bones

eight 12 months Previous Me: BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE MEEEEEEE!!!!!

5.

Nelly:

Nelly: “it’s getting sizzling in herre, so take off all of your garments”

7 12 months outdated me: “I get so sizzling, I wanna take my garments off”

11.

Shaggy:

Shaggy: Honey got here in and she or he caught me red-handed creeping with the lady subsequent door

10 12 months outdated me:

14.

Carrie Underwood:

Carrie Underwood: “he’s in all probability shopping for her fruity little drink ‘trigger she will be able to’t shoot whiskey

9 12 months outdated me: wow how embarrassing

16.

Hayley Williams:

hayley williams: when i used to be youthful i noticed my daddy cry and curse on the wind

my 14 12 months outdated self:

19.

Dashboard Confessional:

Dashboard Confessional: my hopes are so excessive that your kiss would possibly kill me, so gained’t you kill me, so I die pleased

10 12 months outdated me:

20.

L’il John:

Lil Jon: To the window, to the wall
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all you bitches, crawl

eight 12 months outdated me enjoying midnight membership: AWWWWEE SKEE SKEE MOTHAFUCKA

23.

Kelis:

Nobody:
Completely nobody:
eight 12 months outdated me after watching imply women: MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY’RE LIKE IT’S BETTER THAN YOURS DAMN RIGHT

26.

Sisqo:

Sisqo: she had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
thighs like what, what, what
child transfer your butt, butt, butt

6 y.o. me: I THINK I’LL SING IT AGAAAAAIIIIINNN